Oh Friday….how I’ve been waiting so patiently for you! Cheers to the weekend!
This morning someone said to me “TFI Friday.” Every heard of it?
TFI Friday – abbreviation: ‘thank fuck it’s Friday’
Thank you Urban Dictionary!! I love it and wish I invented it. I will be using it on a weekly from now on!
Because it’s Friday and I’ve got 5 things on my mind……
ONE – Purple Thunder // You guys, Bailey is a Volleyball player!! She really could not care less about sports, so I was shocked when she asked to play volleyball. Especially a team sport. She’s more of the swim team, gymnastics, horseback ridding type. Well, her first game was last night. She was so nervous. I was shocked. She’s probably THE most confident little girl I’ve ever known. Not sure if it’s her age or if this is the sport that might be the one she actually likes. For the first time, she really truly cared. She tried her best and I’m so proud of her. Not to mention the Purple Thunder kicked butt last night and won by a landslide, which also makes it fun to watch!
(Photo cred: Greta)
– Amy Schumer The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo
// Do you like to laugh? Do you like pure honesty with lots of vulgar shit thrown in? Yeah, me too. It was almost like talking to a best friend, kinda. Many of her life stories are so fucking unbelievable. That shit really happened? Dammnnnn! OMG, when she reads excerpts from her old diaries with footnotes…I almost die!
Is it possible this book made my like Amy even more? YES!
My favorite part thus far….”44 Things You Don’t Know About Me.” One of those things just so happens to be the number of people she’s slept with. “To date, I’ve slept with 28 people. I can’t remember all their names, but I do remember the nicknames I gave them: Third Ball, Pit Bull, Cousin Steve…jk jk jk.”
This book is
Read it peeps!!
THREE – Embroidered Maxi Dress // It was love at first sight when I spotted this dress. I clearly have a thing for embroidered anything. It’s high-waisted, which is uber flattering. The detail is beyond unique. The fit is perfection. The bold orange is everything. You just can’t help but feel pretty in this maxi. Everytime I type maxi I automatically picture a maxipad in my head…ewww. Anyway! It can 100% be dressed up for a wedding. Or dressed down with a denim jacket. I’ve worn it both ways. I know it’s time to start buying sweaters and boots, but I wouldn’t pass this one up. Price Tag: $29.99. Told ya!