Okay mama’s, the big question of the day…..
How did week #1 go? Did you forget to move the Elf on the Damn Shelf more times that you didn’t?
I never once remembered to move the Elf on the Damn Shelf the night before. Every. Single. Morning. I came racing down the stairs as I heard Bay’s alarm go off. Thank GOD I made this little guide/ideas post last week, because if came in handy. I used it for each day. How about you? Did you find it helpful for the days you were just ready to say fuck it? He’s not moving for the rest of the damn week?
Well, if so…I’m here to hook you up with 7 more easy ideas to get you through week #2. This is what I like to call Hell Week.
The week where you just want to throw in the towel.
Don’t! It’s for the kids, remember? It’s the Holidays. Think of all the memories you’re making for them. And remember, one day, wayyyy down the road (better be) they will have to do this for their kids too.
I’m baking on that phone call…..
“Mom, you really did this shit for 25 frickin days?!?!”
Okay, let’s get to Week #2
Elf on the Damn Shelf Week #2
- leftover mini marshmallows from last week
- a note: “HELP!”
- box of candy canes
- a note: “I have hidden 6 candy canes in the room. Can you find them in 1 minute or less?”
UR MOM IS HOT! Sorry, I had to. You’re a MILF and you know it 🙂 Our Elf on the Damn Shelf is a girl. And I’m still 100% doing this. Have a good sense of humor. Or your kids wont…ha! Promise this will make them giggle. Then they’ll probably just eat all the Cheerios and go on about their merry day.
Yesterday was so funny that you deserve an easy day. Shove that Elf on the Damn Shelf in a stocking and call it a day.
See you tomorrow fucker!
Remember last week when I told you to save 1/2 of the bag of marshmallows? Pull them out of hiding. Hopefully they aren’t all hard and stale. Even if they are, it’s totally OK. Let’s give that little jerk a marshmallow bubble bath. Don’t drown him, k!
Again, remember to use a sink you’re not planning on using for the next 24 hours. A bowl next to the sink will do the trick too!
HEEELLLLPPPP! No explanation needed 🙂