I came across this article last week and I loved it.  It’s basically parenting wisdom summed up in 10 pieces of advice.  The Do’s + Don’ts are actually something I think more than kids could benefit from.  What I’m saying is, this article is a lesson for most adults too!  Read it.  Laugh a little.  And hopefully realize that you’re just a little bit of a shithead!!

Dear Kids: If I die, please don’t be a Sh**head

Dear Children: 

Should I die from heat stroke in hot yoga class I am being forced to take tomorrow by my alleged “friends” here is a list of ten of the most important life lessons I want you to remember.

Love Mom

1) DON’T be a sh** head.

Don’t be a sh** head is actually the only piece of advice you will ever need in life. A sh** head can best be summed up as a person who thinks they are better than everyone and therefore can act however they want without taking into account the feelings of others. Just think about it: ISIS, filled with sh**heads. Nazis, sh**heads. Westboro Baptist Church, sh**heads. That girl in fourth grade that invited everyone in the class but you to her birthday party, sh** head. and her parents are also sh**heads.

You will, unfortunately, find sh**heads everywhere, they will be in your school, on your sport teams, sitting beside you in the movie theatre, the coffee shop, on the train, the airplane, the beach, maybe even at Thanksgiving dinner.

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