To my fellow Unicorn Moms + Unicorn friends…CHEERS!!!
Today lets just chat about a little of this + a little of that……
Soooo how many times is it appropriate to eat ice cream in one week? Asking for a friend!
Nordstrom Early Access Anniversary Sale begins 7/13. Get your credit cards ready bitches!
This article. Ha! Stop whatever you’re doing (because you’re clearly not working anyway) and read it! Before the Internet – The New Yorker
Currently debating on not going pee today, due to my legs feeling like they may fall off my body after Sarah P’s workout this morning.
Speaking of Sarah P…did you know that the two of us had a little business together…. Coaster Queens? We made coasters 🙂 We still have a FB page for it and I just got a notification and it made me laugh.
A Pizza Hut recently opened in town. Like walking distance from my house. That’s it!
I legit ordered a visor. I’m channeling my inner Aunt Penny!
The ONLY groupon I purchase.
Bay and I argued over the fit/sizing of a new swim suit, ALL night long. You can even ask my Mom. She was the mediator. I threw in the towel. The 10-year-old won!
Bay also left me today to vacay in Tahoe for 2 weeks. Her closet is empty. Her waterpik is no longer on the counter. I have no one to pick up after work or drop off in the mornings (I’ll still be late for work though) The fridge is empty (because I’m clearly not going to cook shit).
Bay left me a to-do list: 1. get bunny food 2. feed bunny everyday. I love her!
Was pumped for this top to finally arrive. But, now I’m rethinking it, after Claire (4 years old) told me “nope, I don’t like it” lol
Starting a cleanse tonight. I’ve read so many great reviews. I’ll be sure to let you all know how it goes….
I put my Kaia membership on hold 😦 I’ll be back August 1st. Let’s just pray I don’t get fat AF!
My washing machine is posessed. I need to buy a new one ASAP! Before it explodes. Just wanted you to know 🙂
This is my 420th blog post!!! Which reminds me…I put a bumper sticker on my car (1980’s Chevy Celebrity) in high shcool that said “420, just did it.” I also had a job working part time at my mom’s office. The bumper sticker was gone within hours of someone telling her what it meant. #whataloser
I had ANOTHER snake dream last night. The fucker was HUUUUGE! #WTF
And last but not least….this meme below. Minus the rich part, I’m straight up nailing it!!
Have a great day ♥