We’re on the final stretch. The last week of hell. Then the Elf on the Damn Shelf is GONE! For about 340 days. That’s 340 days that you don’t have to move the little shit. Or shall I say, forget to move the little shit. Then come up with some brilliant reason as to why he didn’t move. Ha.
It’s for the kids!
Ok, let’s get to business.
Elf on the Damn Shelf Week #3
- toy sale add or magazine
- red solo cups
- a note: “All aboard the Shoe-Shoe Train”
- Hershey kisses
- package of sugar cookie mix
The Elf on the Damn Shelf brings donuts. From the donut shop or out of a bag. The kids are so happy + sugar high they can’t think straight. This should probably be done on a school day, so you can send the sugar high freaks to school and you don’t have to deal with them 🙂
Elf on the Damn Shelf is checking out the Target toy sale add. If you’re feeling extra funny, circle a bunch of things your kids would HATE to get for Christmas. The Elf on the Damn Shelf will most likely be taking that Target toy sale add back to the North Pole, right? Make them sweat a bit.
I’m a terrible person…and I kinda like it!!!
Bust out all your road soda cups and build a cup tower. Make sure to keep them when you’re done though. You’ll probably need those to-go cups for the weekend. And good luck getting the Elf on the Damn Shelf to sit perfectly on top. It’s basically impossible. Toss him next to it. Let him once again get all the credit for your creativity. #jerk
All aboard the Shoe-Shoe Train! This one makes me laugh. Bay will definitely think this is “lame” or too ” little kid-ish” Which make me like it that much more. And our shoes are so much bigger and cuter. Set this get-up somewhere where you wont be spending much time. It will annoy the living hell out of you walking around and over it for the next 24 hours. Little ones will dig it though. Remember, it’s for the kids!!!